Apple fans remain some of the most passionate and dedicated fans of any around. And when you have that level of dedication, who knows what may result. Some are more dedicated than others, but nothing gets in the way of an Apple fanboy.
Two Apple Fans Accused of Stealing Displays, Create Innovative Halloween Costumes
Nothing says Trick or Treat like two full-grown men in Apple costumes. But wait- those aren’t any ordinary costumes! Those are the jumbo-sized Apple products- with a working display! A lot of controversy surrounding the costumes surfaced, with claims that they were stolen props from an Apple store.
The creators of the outfits claim they were indeed hand-made, and not stolen. The total weight: 60 pounds. The YouTube video shows them cleverly dancing around, enjoying a nice bout of Benny Benassi music to boot.
Fanboy Sacrifices Skin for Apple
Fanboy? We meant Fanboys! Marc Soto reveals why geeks grow ponytails (to hide their fanboy cult affiliation apparently) but AppleTattoos.com is filled with images of Apple symbols tattooed in all sorts of places… including someone’s left butt cheek. We spared you the picture. It’s not a pretty sight.
What better way to declare your love for something than to have its image permanently impressed onto your skin – while hoping your favorite company doesn’t change its logo?
How to Successfully Pimp an Apple Fan’s Car
How many times have you seen television shows such as “Pimp My Ride,” and thought, “I wish Apple fans had their own solutions to tricking out cars!” Well, have no fear Apple fans- it seems someone has come up with a solution.
After all, how much can a few stickers cost? Rest assured, you’ll get a few looks of awe while driving down the highway. Nothing says “I’m in love with Apple” more than completely littering your car with Apple stickers.
And this is just the beginning. What we really need is something edgier- something that even the birds can marvel at.
We couldn’t think of any better way to catch the envy of planes, birds, and construction workers. Now the paint may cost more than a hundred or so Apple stickers, but you can’t deny the fact that this vehicle would make any Apple fan tremble. The only thing missing: an external sound system so that everyone knows what Apple fanboy-ism really is.
Apple: Your Next Haircut
If you’re like most Apple fans, you’d love to show your dedication- all the time. This even includes showing how dedicated you are to complete strangers. But don’t just give your apparel the attention: perhaps it is time to instead follow the new Apple haircut craze.
Can you just imagine reaching out to anyone- and everyone- who happens to be behind you? That’s the kind of Apple dedication that goes in the history books. If hairstyle trends do indeed start to become modeled after companies such as Apple, we are pleased to know that these styles follow more than one pattern, as shown below.
This type of hair-do will be perfect for those who still enjoy somewhat-normal haircuts. The level of surprise is also raised a few bars: as this young gentleman is most likely perfectly normal from a front-end perspective.
Whether it is the outline, or a full Apple shave, it’s good to know trends still have a bit of originality. We like the idea of Apple haircuts- perhaps they will even become popular enough for Microsoft fans to enjoy!
Apple Lifestyles on the Open Road
We know how travelers feel- they want to see as much as the world as possible, as quick as possible. We can’t blame them; the world is full of many beautiful attractions and scenery. But if we don’t have any Apple stickers for our cars, we can always resort to something just as good.
And the state is New Jersey, of course. Jokes aside, what better way to show the entire travelling community your love for Apple, than to brand a license plate? It might even turn a few Windows or Linux users over. Think about it: how many Windows or Linux license plates do you see? If it’s anything like our count, it is not many.
eMail – The Fanboy Way
So what do you do when your Apple doesn’t bite any more and it’s time to move up a model? Sticking it on a pole might not be the most respectful thing to do but it’s better than leaving it to gather dust at the back of the garage. And hey, at least this Mac user’s old machine still delivers mail.
Pushing the iPhone’s G-Spot
Described as “a great gift idea for every geek’s (or apple fan) girlfriend or wife” these thongs were available on eBay in black and white for $10 before the iPhone launched. They might well be the best way for a geek girlfriend to drag her feller away from his Mac for a couple of minutes, but did they stop selling because… well, just how big a market is there for products for fanboy girlfriends?
How They Used to Use Them
And finally, although this isn’t strictly a fanboy shot it does show that Apple was already thinking of novel uses for their products long before the iPod was a twinkle in Steve Jobs’ eye. You probably shouldn’t try this with a Nano though.
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